Ladies, I’m wondering if you’ve been having the same problem as me … men just seem too eager to get hitched lately. Really it’s quite concerning. (For those who are unsure, this is sarcasm.) Well, luckily, a new website has come along to show all those marriage-ready men the folly of their ways. Just Don’t Wife Her promises to help guys avoid the old ball and chain by exposing gold diggers and cheaters, one at a time. Moral of the story: There are just sooo many “hoes” out there. Men can cruise the JDWH gallery, where they can click on a profile and find out the down and dirty on these women. Take, for example, the very innocent-looking LEE-LEE 1. An ex so eloquently describes her as:
“COLD FEAK PEOPLES…YO SHORTY JUST LOVE TO HUMP…LOL COUPLE DUDES TRIED TO WIFE HER BUT SHE LIKE TO HUMP AROUND CANT BLAME HER SHE JUST LIKE D**CK(DIFFERENT ONES THAT IS) PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK FELLAS SHE LOOKS LIKE A BUILDING BLOCK BUT IS REALLY A SPEED BUMP.”
So sweet and well said! Anyone know what it means for a lady to be a “speed bump,” by the way? Or there’s smiling STEPH -1. Did you know that “SHE A HOE SHE SLEEP WITH PEOPLE BROTHERS AND COUSINS.SHE SLEEP WITH NEIGHBORS AND SHE SLEEPS WITH OLD MEN.SHE DIRTY SHE STINK SO BAD”? Too bad she did him dirty, ‘cause that guy sounds like a keeper! I’m waiting for the companion website: It’s OK to Wife Her! It could feature all the totally sane women out there doing positive things in the world that would make kind and loving life partners. Just a thought.