Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of September 25th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive a pair of Tsubo’s Hepti Heels. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.The Forest Firefighter
lea322 in Have You Heard of the Hollywood?

“I went to a spa near Vancouver, BC that called it a “west coast forest fire” because it “left no bush standing”. The humor alone was enough to make me book an appointment!”

Not Major Anthony Nelson
_jsw_ in Condom Ads Suggest You Rub One Out

“The message I got from this is that, if I put a condom on and rub it, a woman will appear out of nowhere.
I’ve now gone through a whole box of the damned things, and there’s no woman here. Does anyone know how many I’m supposed to use? Maybe I’m just rubbing them the wrong way.”

Ready to Put Cosmo Out of Business
Tart and Soul in 5 Sexual Tips From Cosmo That You Should Never, Ever Try Under Any Circumstances Ever (Ever)

“Cosmo ain’t doin’ anyone any favors. Last year, I ran an event called The Man Panel, in which a panel of men answered questions about relationships from an audience of women. I brought a list of sex “tips” from Cosmo and not one of them did the men get jazzed about. Why? Because they want to HAVE SEX, not watch a performance. If you’re concentrating too hard on tricks, you’re not enjoying yourself or your partner.
However, without Cosmo, how would we ever get such memorable lines as, “Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it.”
Mmmm…”

My Thoughts Exactly
betty123 in Doin’ It With Dr. V: How To Fake Make-Up Sex

“Ew. For him to even bring up “amazing” sex with his ex is totally F-ed up.”

Doesn’t Buy A Tacky Gimmick
cattgirl813 in Victoria Rowell Explains Her Obama Gown At The 2009 Emmys

“I think she answers the question, ‘Can you bring the crazy, exploit the President, and wear an incredibly ugly dress to a formal event at the same time?’ with a resounding, “Yes, we can!” There have to be better ways to draw attention to supporting health care reform without being tacky at best and detrimental to the cause at worst.”

Next week, we’ll be giving away a Nicole Lee Snake Clutch to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!

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