One of our favorite style bloggers, Jill at Trend de la Creme, uncovers the horrifying news that Shawn Southern, otherwise known as “Loud Mouth Tool” on the first season of VH1′s “Tool Academy,” has his own fashion line. For those of us demented enough to watch “Tool Academy” (me!), you may remember the North Carolina native as the shouty, punchy big guy who had multiple girlfriends. Also, he has a tattoo over his wang that reads: “Kung Fu Hero.” (No, I did not make that up.) In any case, now he has a clothing line of sorts. Jill deems it a “Kung Fu Zero.” The garments include skull underpants, suicidal robots, and other random, stupid crap. Read Jill’s hilarious take here.