5 Sexy Reasons To Watch The New Season Of “Californication”
Sorry, Grandma. Sunday night, I will be leaving your place early on Yom Kippur to rush home and watch David Duchovny slut it up. “Californication“‘s third season premieres at 10 p.m. (EST) and I will be locked, loaded (on Manischewitz, natch), and glued to the boob tube. Here are five reasons why you shouldn’t miss it either.1. When Showtime says “Coming September 27,” they mean it, literally. They should call the show “David Duchovny Does Soft Core” because he’s always naked, sexing up some chick. Hey producers, if you’re reading this, I’d love to audition!
2. Now that “Hank Moody” is going to be a professor, there will also be class loads of sexy college co-eds to eye. Bonus!
3. The show is a constant influx of inspirational, aggressive female characters to model our own slutdom off of.
4. “Hank Moody” has got a rad teen daughter who’s like Daria 2.0.