Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Kardashian Significant Others

The Kardashian sisters sure know how to pick a winner. Kourtney is pregnant, so has gotten back together with baby daddy Scott Disick, who she’s planning to marry. Then this week, in a move that many suspect was intended to one-up Kourtney, Khloe announced that she’s marrying her boyfriend of a month, Lamar Odom, this weekend. Kim recently called it kwits with her beau of two years, Reggie Bush, but the two say that they broke up due to the difficulty of long distance, not because they don’t still love each other. So which one of these guys would we shun, shag, and marry? SHUN: Kourtney’s baby daddy, Scott Disick.
Ladies, repeat after me: stay away from Scott Disick. He’s a cheater and there have been far, far too many episodes of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” where Kourtney either (a) suspects Scott is cheating (b) follows Scott to see if he’s cheating or (c) catches him cheating. Now that Kourtney is pregnant, Scott swears he’s turned this around, but we still have that “once a cheater, always a cheater” adage in our heads. It’s never really been clear what Scott does for a living, besides trying to get famous off his girlfriend. Also, so much hair gel! Yep, he’s an easy one to shun.

SHAG: Khloe’s fiance, Lamar Odom.
Los Angeles Lakers forward is a total party guy—he’s been sidelined twice for smoking pot, and in the month he’s been dating Khloe, the two have been snapped together at assorted clubs, movie premieres, and sporting events. Lamar is hot in a shaved-head, total giant kind-of way. He left college after his freshman year to play professional basketball, so he’s not the guy to call when want to stay up all night talking about Kant. In other words, he’s got ‘shag’ written all over him. And just think: you won’t have to make him breakfast in the morning because his favorite meal is Starbursts. [People]

MARRY: Kim’s ex, Reggie Bush.
New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush is definitely the guy you’d want to bring home to meet your parents. He’s well-rounded—he’s appeared in Ciara’s video for “Like a Boy” and also sat down for dinner with Condoleeza Rice at the White House correspondents dinner. Oh, and did we mention that he has his own video game? Plus the sweetest smile ever? From the interviews and tweets we’ve seen, Reggie just seems like a cool guy. “Was listening to Eddie Murphy ‘Party All The Time’ this morning!” he twoted this morning before getting a litle philosophical. “Talent can get you in the door, but character keeps you in the room.” Awww. Thank goodness Kim set him free for the rest of us.