An Australian couple has given last week’s dumpster diver and his happy cohort a run for the title of Stupidest Fornicators. Aussie cops at a gas station found a man and woman having sex in a parked car. When the couple refused to stop—yes, the police asked, and they refused—the cops arrested the driver for breath analysis, which (shocker) came back loaded. After running the car’s information, the police discovered that … the car didn’t belong to the couple. They’d stolen it specifically for the occasion. And just think, they might not have gotten caught if they hadn’t gotten randy in the gas station parking lot. [Nine MSN]
