Aretha Franklin has been known for showing off her ample bosom in recent years, but she covered up her cleavage for a stroll in Central Park. Now, if only she’d do something about the clashing animal prints of her dress and hat. [NYC, 9/14/09]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.