Quick Pic: I’ll Believe It When I See It

I’ve told you all about Legendary Rock Star Penises and Actor Wangs, but that’s a pretty big blotch covering Russell Brand’s crotch. Sadly, it’s pricey to see this steamy naked photo we found on a paparazzi site, sans watermark. So, I’m going to take up a collection, Frisky gals. Put me down for 20 smackers! [Los Angeles, 9/14/09]

UPDATE: Sadly, we got a lil’ confused about being able to post watermarked photos (it’s Monday, we’re slow!), so we had to take the pic down. But you can still gaze upon it here.