Yesterday, after John Mayer headed to Twitter to shoot down rumors that he and Kristin Cavallari are dating, we shared with you one of the hilarious things he twoted about her. “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he said. But upon further exploration, we’ve noticed that is not the only amazing euphemism for sex that he wrote in this particular exchange. Here are some others:
- “I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari [sic] with my penis.”
- “We have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
- “I have never Bensoned her Hedges.”
- “Nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.” [Twitter]
That Mayer is all class. Care to pick a favorite sex descriptor?