Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of September 11th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Danielle Stevens Jewelry. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.The Beauty Trendwatcher
newmakcity in Fat Is Fabulous In Mauritania

“So beauty = poor health…just depends on which end of the spectrum. Got it!”

The Cosmetic Groomer
GreenAura in Is That A Parrot Or Aubrey O’Day’s Dog?

“This is just the first step to “perfecting” her puppy. Next thing you know, the poor dogs gonna get fur extensions, ear shortening and lipo suction for that unsightly pooch belly. Like owner like puppy!”

Tyra’s Biggest Fan
spatula in Tyra Banks’ 10 Most Egotastic Moments

“Agreed…thank you Ami. Every time one of the girls on ANTM cries to her about some problem she literally answers with “Well, when I was a young model working in paris…”



The Professional Waxer
chelseadagger in 18 Freaky Facial Hair Faux Pas

“Scott Ian-
Please shave off the facial pube. The fact that many women get Brazilians should really clue you in.”

A Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist
effing hickster in 10 (Imaginary) Websites Dedicated To Hot Guys Doing Random Stuff

“Oh, this has to stop right here! Next thing you know, it’ll be Hot Guys Fixing the Leaky Toilet, and then Hot Guys Re-Shingling the Roof!

Don’t think we don’t know what you’re up to!”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away a Zune HD to one lucky reader. Good luck and keep on commentin’!