20 Things You Should Never Say To A Man

The guys over at Bullz-Eye.com put together a pretty solid list of the 10 things a guy should never say to a woman. But men aren’t alone with the verbal diarrhea. After the jump, 20 things you should never say to a guy unless you want him to plug his ears while blathering, “Lalalalalalalalala!” 1. “Do these jeans make me look fat?”
2. “We need to talk.”
3. “Hold my purse.”
4. “Is it in?”
5. “I guess you’re a grower not a shower.”
6. “My friends are having a dinner party … “
7. “Do you think she’s hot?”
8. “I’m not angry.”
9. “You’re going to wear that?”
10. “Pick up some wine.”
11. “Vegan food tastes great.”
12. “Let’s stop by Bed, Bath & Beyond.”
13. “Let’s take ballroom dance classes!”
14. “What are you thinking?”
15. “Have you ever been to an art gallery?”
16. “Last night I dreamt … “
17. “Do you watch porn?”
18. “I’m not crying … (sniff) …”
19. “It’s our nine-month anniversary!”
20. “I bought us two tickets to see [insert rom-com starring Reese Witherspoon, Katherine Heigl, or Sandra Bullock]!”

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