Your average morning goes something like this:
7:20 a.m.: Beep beep beep!
7:21 a.m.: Snooze
7:30 a.m.: Beep beep!
7:31 a.m.: Snooze, motherf**ker.
7:33 a.m.: Wonderful dream in which you and Jake Gyllenhaal are on a deserted beach, and he looks at you intensely, cups your chin, leans in and—beep beep!!!—oh, come on! You have got to be kidding.
Looks like you need a more effective morning routine. Check out Clocky, an alarm clock that only gives you one chance to get up. When it goes off, Clocky’s wheels start rolling. Position him on your nightstand so that he falls right into your bed. He can also roll off your bedside table, but then he’ll look for a place to hide, should you decide you need some extra time with Jakey.