Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of September 4th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive CND’s Colour & Effects Nail Polish. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab. Life’s A Double-Standard
Humble Bee in Drew Barrymore’s Female Fight Club

“For some reason guys just duking it out ends up on good terms, and they end up shaking hands while girls remain catty. Also, if you see a man all beat up, you automatically think he got in a fight, if you see a woman all beat up, you automatically think her spouse beat her…Maybe On a drunk night, it might be fun, but i’m more of a lover than a fighter..”

Brutally Honest
EnfantDeLune in Quick Pic: Kylie Minogue Is A Leather Mama

“No. She looks as if she should approach my car, covered in suds, spinning with reckless abandon. I wonder if her boots double as an undercarraige spray…”

Hollywood Bullsh*t Caller
happypants in Does Katherine Heigl’s Long Leave From “Grey’s Anatomy” Mean She’ll Soon Be Off The Show For Good?

“That movie sounds like “Raising Helen,” “No Reservations,” and that new inevitably horrible Tyler Perry movie. Glamorous career-woman suddenly inherits unruly and/or emotionally scarred children and quickly learns how to be a mom, while meeting a dream man along the way and committing, then making up for, some major screw-up with the kids? Thanks, I think I’ll pass.
The sooner she’s off the show and we get to stop hearing about her, the better. What an ungrateful brat.”

Knows How To Stamp Out A Dick Emergency
workerbee in 15 Reasons She Won’t Have Sex With You After A Great Date

“@MissMissy: I loooove the word dickmatized. It really is an illness. I’ve come down with it a few times myself. It’s the reason why you keep that jerk who treats you like crap in public around.”

A Faker Outs Herself
Discount_Bees in “Faking Your Own Kidnapping While Cheating” Is The New Infidelity

“I don’t know about the rest of you but I use the “faking my own kidnapping” trick all the time.
I fake my own kidnapping into a relationship, fake being kidnapped during and then will fake a kidnapping to get out of the relationship.
I’ve done the same with birthdays, bar mitzvahs and law school.”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Daniel Stevens Jewelry to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!