Esquire Tells You 75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women

Esquire has taken pains to uncover “75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women,” and they’ve gone straight to the horse’s mouth to find out ladies’ deepest, darkest untold secrets. Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Silverman, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Kerry Washington weigh in on men, moods, and more. A few of our favorites after the jump …Jennifer Love Hewitt: “We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?”

Jenna Fischer: “If you can locate the following items in our home — tape, casserole dish, Christmas ornaments — you will get laid.”

Jane Krakowski: “When you break up with us, that means it’s over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times.”

Maria Bello: “We’re afraid of commitment, too.”

Padma Lakshmi: “Women grab their crotches, too. We just have the decency to do it in private.”

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