Tabloid Cheat Sheet: R-Patz And Kristen Engaged? Dean Mooching Off Tori?

It’s Wednesday, which means the week is half over and you’ve made it through hump day. But even more importantly, new ‘bloids just hit newsstands. Lest you have to actually buy them, here’s the juiciest and, uh, most ultra-true stories from each.

Us Weekly reports that the memorial service for DJ AM, aka Adam Goldstein, will take place on Thursday in Hollywood in the format of “an open 12 step meeting.” Instead of flowers, Goldstein’s parents are encouraging people to make donations to National MS Society or Friendly House (an organization for women in recovery). [Us Weekly]
Are Twilight’s Robsten (my new nickname for R-Patz and Kristen Stewart) getting engaged? OK! Weekly says that life will be imitating art. When Bella and Edward finally get engaged in Eclipse, Rob may just pull out a real ring and propose to Kristen. How do they know this? Well … the couple is all gooey on set. “If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’an insider tells OK!. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.” Why are they sneaking around and hiding their love from the world? The producers want them to keep it on the DL. [OK! Weekly]
Life & Style takes us “Inside Shiloh’s World.” This little Pitt is not roughing it. On their regular old mommy/daughter date, Angie and Shiloh popped into the town of Ajaccio on the island of Corsica, just for the day. There they dined and chatted at La Paninoteca Cinecitta Caffe. “They split a panini,” a witness at the restaurant said. “They were talking and seemed really happy to be out with each other.” They finished off the day with the purchase of a stuffed poodle. “She’s so full of light and love — she’s just a little honey and very, very funny,” Angelina, 34, has said of Shiloh. “I think I’m recognizing some of myself in that one — she’s going to be a little bit of trouble.” [Life & Style]
Do Dean and Tori Spelling have a loveless marriage? Star reports that Dean’s long-time friend says the whole relationship has been a sham and that Dean is with Tori for the money and fame. He claims that, “Dean’s always been desperate to become famous. He craved being in the spotlight and Tori’s his ticket to that life.” Before he and Tori met on the set of “Mind Over Murder,” he said nasty things about her, telling his friend, “I can’t believe I have to kiss her, she looks like a horse!” But he soon left his wife Mary Jo Eustace to take a ride on Tori’s fame-and-fortune train. This source says that Dean refused to sign a prenup hoping to inherit Aaron Spelling’s dough, but was livid when Tori didn’t get the millions she was expecting. Olifiers is confident that Dean will leave Tori as soon as he finds someone richer and more famous that he can leech off of. [Star]
Eddie Cibrian’s wife breaks her silence about his public outings with LeAnn Rimes in People. The couple is out of hiding and was spotted together at a Kings of Leon concert in late August. Cibrian’s estranged wife, Brandi Glanville says, “I’m just like, ‘You know what? You’re not the man I married.'” She adds that she has spoken with Rimes twice recently, and told her, “‘He’s all yours.” Glanville says there is no reconciliation pending. “There is one side of him that I absolutely love and always will,” she notes, “but that side of him is not the side I’m divorcing.” Meanwhile, she doesn’t know what to tell her sons Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. [People]