You Know You Want It: Men Of Mortuaries

Some girls like bankers. Some girls like farmers. And some girls like morticians. Yes, it appears that some ladies have a thing for guys who lay the dead to rest. Ergo: the Men of Mortuaries Calendar. The half-naked dudes featured are all funeral directors and/or morticians. Take, for example, Mr. July, Kevin Devine, who likes to swim and bury dead people. I love that in a man. It’s all for charity, which is a wonderful thing. But where’s the 2010 calendar? I need one, stat. Or I might die. [Coilhouse]