Quickies!: Marge Simpson Could Be Featured In Playboy?!

  • Hugh Hefner made a disturbing announcement via Twitter that said “Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.” [Jezebel] — Something tells me it’s not what we all think it is. But then again…animated porn is kind of entertaining.
  • Chris Brown knows a thing or two about tagging a wall with graffiti, so his community service should be a breeze. [PopEater]
  • Finally, a guy admits that most men behave like wusses when it comes to dating women. [Bullz-Eye] — Now if only I could figure out a polite way to send my ex this link.
  • The Houston school district has banned students from sending sexually explicit photos or texts. [New York Daily News] — My how times have changed. I remember getting demerits when my pager showed in high school, and now kids are allowed to not only bring their cells to school, but use them while on the grounds.
  • A woman is suing a Chicago-area zoo because she says the zookeepers train and encourage dolphins to splash water at spectators, making the floor of the exhibit wet and slippery. [Reuters] — I doubt the zookeepers forced her to walk near the exhibit.
  • Beauty pageants for ailing seniors show how meaningful life is, even when death is approaching. [Fox News]
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