As I entered my regular bagel joint this morning, I crossed paths with a dude wearing this “pimp inside” shirt on his way out. Shockingly, he didn’t even hold the door open for me! As if his T wasn’t lame enough! The good thing about lame slogan shirts like these is that they help a gal spot a total jerk a mile away. Maybe function really does dictate fashion. Get your gag finger ready, ladies, because here are the best of the worst shirts that will definitely blow a guy’s shot at getting laid!