Ten Tips To Glamour A Man Into Thinking You’re Perfect

We Frisky gals are obsessed with True Blood. Sexy vampires are hot stuff and we’d all love to fang bang them, no wooing necessary. I mean, have you seen Sheriff Eric shrirtless and six packed? He could keep us up all night long til the break of dawn! Now, as if being a stone cold fox with centuries of experience in bed wasn’t enough to get us to bend to their whims, the vamps on the HBO show can also glamour peeps. They stare deep into someone’s eyes and they melt like putty, agreeing with anything they’re told. Magic! If only it were that easy for we mortal ho bags….Alas, we’ve still got some skills! So, let’s use ‘em! Here are some ways we human females can bewitch a man into thinking we’re perfect prey.

  1. Cook Him His Fav Food And wear a cute apron for that added sucker punch.
  2. Hand Him Your Panties After that, he won’t be able to think of anything but his all access pass.
  3. Hair, Long Beautiful Hair Take your hair out of the pony tail, shake it out and watch his jaw drop. This works even better than flashing your ta-tas. Geez, men can be so easy to please!
  4. Put On Some Girl On Girl Porn Follow his thought path: I’m mad at her and now I want…. boobies!
  5. High Heels Strut like you just don’t care who’s watching your booty.
  6. Dirty Talk Say something hot and nasty. Then he’ll just make you want to scream.
  7. Get His Friends To Think You’re The Coolest If all his bros swarm around you honey, he’ll know you’re the bees knees. The easiest way to start the lovefest is to buy them all a round of drinks or bake cookies.
  8. Strip Tease Put on a show when you take off your clothes.
  9. Red Lipstick There isn’t a man on the planet who doesn’t love red lipstick. It’s totes a biological girl blushing mating signal. So when you’re ready to go, go with red.
  10. S His D And like it. Blow jobs are hard, but important work. For bonus points, massage his million dollar spot.