Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of August 21st 2009
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive a copy of Who’s The Blonde That Married What’s-His-Name? by Carol Boswell and Lenore Skenazy. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.Her Name Fits
Perceptible in Quick Pic: Halle Berry’s Baby Bump Has Disappeared
“I am so glad I’m not a celebrity! If every time I had a little too much to eat I had a surprise picture of my swollen belly in the news I would go into hiding! Sometimes the “baby bumps” we’ve seen in the news are really just bad angles of maybe a PMS-y kind of day. Like when you’re having a “fat day” so you wear a baggy shirt only to end up with the wind coming at you so that said shirt hugs the offending bulge. That’s when the paparazzi strike! So happy with my non-celebrity life so my fat days aren’t made public.”
A Bill Nye Lab Rat
Rockin80sbaby in Crave: Who’s The Blonde That Married What’s-His-Name?”
“It’s “Fab Libs” for the ‘Nye’ generation!”
“The equivalent of a tramp stamp for men is the tribal arm band/barb wire tattoo. It’s pretty much akin to permanently wearing Ed Hardy.”
The Lingerie Outcast
ikimashokie in Are You An Agent Provocateur Or Victoria’s Secret Gal?
“Neither. VS thinks I don’t exist, and AP thinks that if I do exist, I must be pregnant.”
“I just got boobs this year (thank you, birth control) and while I was so excited to finally be endowed in some way, this summer also introduced me to boob sweat and I had no idea how to deal with it. So thank you for this advice.
Also: “Easier said than done if you’re a showy slut bag like me.”
Simcha, you may not be able to hear it, but I am clapping for that statement. Power to the showy sl*t bags.”
Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Hollywood Behind The Seams Pretty Underarm Protection to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!