The Worst Of “OctoMom: The Incredible Unseen Footage”

FOX’s two-hour-OctoMom documentary aired last night. My first instinct was to hide under the covers, shaking uncontrollably, and wait for it to be over, but I knew I had to watch for your sake. So I took out my earplugs, stripped off the sheets, and ventured out in front of my TV again. Of course it was as bad, maybe worse, than I thought. After the jump, the choicest moments from the two-hour crapfest “OctoMom: The Incredible Unseen Footage.”
  • While filming the epic birth of Nadya Suleman’s kids, a hospital worker asked the camera person to step out of the way. The camera person said, “I’m calm and I’m normal … There’s no reason to start something … I’ve already cleared this with everybody and I don’t know why you are in my face!” Then she told the staffer, “You’re completely immature and we’ll talk about it later.” [E! Online]
  • Nadya voiced what we all knew to be true when she said, “I screwed myself, I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids’ lives. … What was I thinking? … What the heck am I going to do? I have to put on this strong face, and I have to pretend like I don’t regret it. … I cannot regret it now because I have them and they are here but what was I thinking?”
  • OctoMom dished on her rival Kate Gosselin. She said, “I feel like it’s cheating [to get a tummy-tuck]. It’s her choice. If she has enough money to fix herself, let her. I have a better shape, though. I’m sorry, no offense to her. I’m not as attention-seeking.” [EW]
  • Then she talks about sex saying, ” … The more kids I have, the less I remember what it was like.” [US Weekly]

The horror!