Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of August 14th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Miansai Jewelry. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.A Real Friend
tigerstripe in Dating Don’ts: Helping A Friend Who’s Being Hit

“Something that I learned recently that fascinated me: The average length of time for abusive relationships to go on BEFORE they become abusive is 4 years. It’s easy for an outsider to say that they’d just walk away as soon as the abuse starts, but it’s not so easy to walk away from the kind of relationship that can be built up over 4 years.

People definitely need to stop judging and just be a real friend when a friend is needed most.”

The ’80s Cartoon Watcher
Titaniumhalos in Quick Pic: Lady GaGa Misses Her Rainbow Brite Doll

“Haha gaga is..well.. It looks like the ’80s threw up all over her and didn’t apoligise.”

The Pollster
Antiquity in Is Oral Sex The New Bar Mitzvah Present?

“I totally call a b.s. alert on this. lol. I’ve never heard of this, my little sister (16) who has been to her fair share of bat has never heard of this and my Jewish besty laughed at the thought. I don’t know where this ‘trend’ is located but it’s not happening in sleepy Indiana.”

The BS-Spotter
pinkjellyfish in Catfight! Stella McCartney Versus Bono’s Wife

“Merriam–Webster called, they’re taking me to court for speaking English.”

The Copyright Protector
Lynn in Heidi Klum Didn’t Do Her Homework

“WTF. Mother Nature owns the goddamn four leaf clover. And I like to think that she’s the sharing kind.”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Who’s the Blonde that Married What’s-His-Name? to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!