10 Ways The Adult Movie Industry Can Survive The Recession

In case you haven’t heard, it’s “Tough Times in the Porn Industry.” Ever since the economy took a nosedive, people just aren’t consuming porn like they used to. It’s all so tragic! Think of the porn stars, people! According to the Times, revenue is down across the board some 30 to 50 percent, and porn starlets have been forced to, um, beat the pavement for work. To save this industry without which America would not function properly, I’ve got 10 ideas on how the adult movie industry can save itself.