Stop the presses! “Twilight” won 11 awards at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and Robert Pattinson was voted “Choice Male Hottie.” Personally, I’m so tired of hearing about R-Patz and this vampy flick that I’m about to drive a stake through my heart. But, lucky for you, we’ve got the highlights of what else happened at this year’s teenybopper fest. After the jump, our fave “Twilight”-less Teen Choice moments.
The Best Of The 2009 “Teen Choice” Awards
|Dominatrix Reveals the Secret to Having '50 Shades' Sex – TheStir.com|
|Make Her Ejaculate – askmen|
|5 Famous People You Won't Believe Didn't Exist – Cracked.com|
|Music Video: Man With Largest Penis Releases 'It's Too Big' – Huffington Post|
|Ask a Guy: Signs a Guy Likes You – anewmode|
|15 Terrifyingly dumb Facebook posts – truTV|