The Best Of The 2009 “Teen Choice” Awards

Stop the presses! “Twilight” won 11 awards at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and Robert Pattinson was voted “Choice Male Hottie.” Personally, I’m so tired of hearing about R-Patz and this vampy flick that I’m about to drive a stake through my heart. But, lucky for you, we’ve got the highlights of what else happened at this year’s teenybopper fest. After the jump, our fave “Twilight”-less Teen Choice moments.

  • During the “Dare the Jonas Brothers” part of this year’s awards, Joe Jonas got his curly hair hacked off by Mike Tyson while girls in the audience screamed and cried.
  • Britney Spears got it together long enough to accept the “Ultimate Choice Award” presented to her by Miley Cyrus, who said Brit was her “hero.” Maybe she’ll make an appearance in the documentary “Britney Spears Saved My Life“?
  • Kim Kardashian went blond for the evening, but not too blond. I’m not usually a big supporter of drastic dye jobs, but she looks pretty good. [People]