Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of August 7th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Kiehl’s Rare Earth Pore Minimizing Collection. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab. The Spam Blocker
averardoll in Quick Pic: On The Road Again

“Jeez Dayton she has boys… if you are going to spam the site with your loan bs, at least get the facts right.”

The Driving Instructor
GreenAura in Quick Pic: On The Road Again

“I think Frappuccinos are Brit’s version of Vodka Tonics. Everytime she has one and gets behind the wheel, chaos ensues. Someone’s getting hurt, whether it’s a pap’s foot, an innocent Mercedes, or poor Sean P in the drivers seat! A word of advice Brit ‘Just Say No to Frappuccinos!’”

A Hardworking Generation Y-er
joyy in Woman Sues School After Three Months Of Joblessness

“Dear Trina: Please stop perpetuating the stereotype that all young people are self-entitled, worthless little bitches who can’t make anything happen for themselves. Srsly, if you were dumb enough to believe your college career resource center would actually GET a job for you, you don’t deserve to have one. kthxbai!

<3 joyy and all the other GenYers who busted their balls to get where they are and never, ever want to be associated with morons like you smile"

A D.C. Comics Reader
Chebs in Quick Pic: Don’t Forget To Water Your Jewelry

“I wonder if they will make a hypo-allergenic version. I’m terribly allergic to plants, but have always wanted to wear one on my face. Because I’m really Poison Ivy.”

A Man With Common Sense
Riley in Concerned About Your Feminine Flavor?

“Awesome! I hope they make a sushi flavor. Just thinking about it makes me want a spicy tuna roll.

Seriously though, I don’t understand the need to flavor or mask anything. I have never had a problem with any of it. Of course, hygiene is a large factor. I’m in the boat with guy #3, if she really wanted to try it I would be game; definitely not something I would bring home.”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Miansai Jewelry to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!