Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of July 31st 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive U2 Crazy Prize Pack. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.The Voice of Reason
MichelleS1017 in Quick Pic: This Better Not Mean What I Think It Means

“dear heidi,

you must have forgotten, you are not allowed to reproduce.


The Cautioning Wordsmith
_jsw_ in 15 Things That Are Bad For Men

“@mreo: I enjoy pithy comments as much as anyone, but I prefer the “pithy” to not mean “like pith”, because pith, of course, is especially bitter. You can get a lot of zest if you carefully scrape the upper layers off a topic, but if you’re careless, you’ll expose your bitter white pith underneath. Zest carefully.”

Stereotypical, But Still A Good Assessment
gotta_love_it in Males Can Offer Great Friendships, Too

“Just keep in mind.. All of your guy friends would get in your pants if they had the chance. But the difference with a Good guy friend is that’s not what they were looking for when they found you.”

crustee in What Scorned Women Have Done To Get Even

“It seems men are constantly getting their peens bitten off. I’m thoroughly disturbed by their partners who apparently think that Mike Tyson didn’t take things far enough.”

A Scorned Politician
retro chic in What Scorned Women Have Done To Get Even

“Cheating should be a “special” vow criminalized when broken. If there are legal benefits to the contract of marriage, there should be consequences subject to State law, too. Tho, 1/2 of CA would be in jail. Just a thought…”

We’d also like to applaud _jsw_, retro chic, and cheeeeEEEEse were our most prolific commenters during the month of July.

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away a Kiehl’s Rare Earth Pore Minimizing Collection to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!