Hillary Clinton And North Korea Fight Like Little Kids

Nikki Dowling | July 24, 2009 - 8:10 pm

Hillary Clinton and North Korea leaders have traded so many insults recently that we can’t even count them anymore. But we can certainly laugh at the them, because this smack-talking has a strangely preschool-like quality. It all started when Secretary of State Clinton said that North Korea’s government was acting like “small children and unruly teenagers and people who are demanding attention.”

Then a North Korean official fired back that Hillary “looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.” [CNN] — Cold diss.Clinton retorted with a diplomatic version of, “You’re ugly!” Then the North Korean official ran across the room and stole a bunch of Hillary’s Play-Doh. Fine, just kidding in this paragraph.

This whole fight is over the denuclearization of North Korea, which Hilary is a big advocate of. North Korean leaders say they have a right to defend themselves and are refusing to negotiate. If they don’t, we might not let them use our scissors.