Hillary Clinton And North Korea Fight Like Little Kids

Hillary Clinton and North Korea leaders have traded so many insults recently that we can’t even count them anymore. But we can certainly laugh at the them, because this smack-talking has a strangely preschool-like quality. It all started when Secretary of State Clinton said that North Korea’s government was acting like “small children and unruly teenagers and people who are demanding attention.”

Then a North Korean official fired back that Hillary “looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.” [CNN] — Cold diss. Clinton retorted with a diplomatic version of, “You’re ugly!” Then the North Korean official ran across the room and stole a bunch of Hillary’s Play-Doh. Fine, just kidding in this paragraph.

This whole fight is over the denuclearization of North Korea, which Hilary is a big advocate of. North Korean leaders say they have a right to defend themselves and are refusing to negotiate. If they don’t, we might not let them use our scissors.