Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of July 24th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive The Pulpwood Queens’ Tiara-Wearing, Book-Sharing Guide To Life. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.Almost A Stalker (Just kidding!)
TOO DOPE in Mind Of Man: Dating Someone With An Incurable STD

“I wish you were key-chain-sized, John DeVore. But I wouldnt put you in my pocket… AAAAOOOOOOH! I loves me some Mind Of Man. Love you!”

Speaks The Truth
writergirl in Trend Alert: Actresses Over 40 Get Naked!

“They can’t use the woman who accurately reflects what the average 40 year old woman looks like naked because then the fantasy is suddenly reality.”

The Destroyer
sweetsdjc in Is This Durex Ad Offensive?

“I think that if you find this ad offensive you’ve never actually had a great O. I usually twist the sheets or hold tight to the head board…or…whatever.

Here, I do believe she’s just experiencing such intense pleasure all over she clawed the night stand. Although not necessarily anatomically “Easy”, it’s better she did it to the table than her partner’s back.”

Can Always Work In HR
mdtobe in Katherine Heigl’s Trash Talking Could Get Her Killed Off “Grey’s Anatomy”

“I’ve always wondered if she realizes that normal people often work long, hard days at jobs that pay a lot less than her job. Real doctors, for instance, work 12 hours on a good day and they don’t sit around for half of it getting hair and makeup done. I wouldn’t complain about working 17 hours once when you get paid millions. Do the hourly wage calculation and get back to my you lazy, selfish…”

Just One Of The Guys
Raugiel in Hey Guys! Need Dating Tips? Learn The Wing Girl Method!

“The only thing that is really creepy about the website is the idea that these dudes can’t make a female friend and have to pay for one.”

Wants A Man, Not An Employee
Shasta in Survey Says Men Are Romantic And Cook At Home—Huh?

“What’s up with the cooking thing? I’m not looking for a personal chef, and if he doesn’t want to cook he can take me to dinner.”

The Wishful Thinker
orchardst in Grindr: The Booty Call iPhone App

“I’d use it if the straight men on there were as hot as the gay boys!!”

Congratulations to this week’s winner! Next week, we’ll be giving away a U2 Crazy Prize Packs to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!