Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of July 17th 2009
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathys a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Bristols 6 Hem Tape For Denim. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.Can Spot A “Winner”
shannac02 in Why Be A Rebound
Maybe she’s just, like, totally, like, into short bald guys… I mean, come on guys!!! He could totally be a, like, great person at heart… I mean, I would totes trust the guy that cheated on his wife and 8 kids in the media… This one looks like it could be rhineSTONED, Ed Hardy love!
This move qualifies her for my “siddown and shaddap” swag bag award. Youth is wasted on the dumb!
no need for a life jacket here… if they could find one that would even fit. they have god-blessed or well paid for flotation devices.
Not Just An App Developer
Therese in Your iPurity Ring Will Keep You From Being An iSlut
Whether you pledge your virginity with a silver ring at your church basement, or just hit the ‘I Accept’ button on your iPhone, it still probably won’t work.
The company also sells an App for finding your tent at crowded festivals. They suggest it could come in handy if you’re planning to get drunk and lost. Maybe they should sell a combo App package just in case you do find your tent but are too drunk to remember not to have sex in it.
Wow! Evolution sure does make a guy’s balls cocky!
Congratulations to this week’s winner! Next week, we’ll be giving away The Pulpwood Queens’ Tiara-Wearing, Book-Sharing Guide To Life to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!