Quickies! Madonna’s Stage Collapses, Leaves One Dead

  • A portion of Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” stage collapsed during a performance the singer gave today in France. Seven people were injured and at least one is dead. [People] — Guess it wasn’t such a “sweet” performance, after all. Sorry, that wasn’t funny.
  • Ivanka Trump and long-time boyfriend Jared Kushner got engaged yesterday after Trump converted to Judaism for him. [Pop Eater] — That’s one sexy Jewish power couple!
  • Mischa Barton is reportedly under involuntary psychiatric hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. [Just Jared] — Yikes.

  • Are we crazy for finding Zach Galifianakis totally hot in a hilarious way? [Buzzfeed]
  • Harlequin TEEN has arrived. [USA Today] — But that’s what dog-eared copies of V.C. Andrews novels are for.
  • David Smith used to be a 650-pound virgin. Now, he’s lost 400 big ones, but he still hasn’t gotten laid. Tune into his show, “The 650-pound Virgin,” tonight to watch him try to find love and sex. [Lemondrop]