In a move that seemingly combines clip-on earrings and Bluetooth headset-style, jewelry line Super Fertile has created these, um, things that cover your entire ear. The collection is called “Rich Girl vs Poor Girl” (although unclear why, if anyone wants to take a gander…), and features laser cutouts of flowers, palm trees, and pineapples. Wear one, or double up on both ears for a full-on statement.
We’re on the fence about these doodads. With the right overall styling, a single clip could be quite interesting for a cutting edge evening look. On the other hand, you may risk looking like an extra in “Star Trek,” a granny with a fancy hearing aid, or an exec who had her cell’s earpiece recast in silver. Thoughts anyone? [$198 each, NewHighMart.com]