(Posh) Spice And The City?

Our fave posh fashionista is ready for her closeup…well, as soon as she learns to act. That’s right, rumor has it that Victoria Beckham has enrolled in acting classes in the hopes of landing a coveted cameo in the “Sex in the City” sequel. She allegedly turned down a walk-on role in the first film because she was too busy rehearsing for the Spice Girls reunion tour. Translation: she’s a very bad actress. We know that she is a pro at being her thin and bitchy self (I would be bitchy too if I was that hungry), but can she hold her own with the likes of SJP? [Daily News]

After the jump, a look back at Victoria Beckham’s very slim acting resume.

  • In 1997, when Posh Spice made her acting debut in “Spice World,” she prepared tirelessly to play a very complex and difficult role…herself. Although she received no Oscar noms, it did not stop her on her journey to the top.
  • Although she was uncredited for her next role, she shone like the sun in “Zoolander” (2001), perfecting the role of…Victoria Beckham. Again. You are really, really, ridiculously talented Vic.
  • When “Ugly Betty” came calling in 2007, Vic answered, appearing as…yes…herself in an episode entitled “A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding.” But little did she know that her work would lead her to a very animated opportunity.
  • This April, Vic landed a breakthrough role as the voice of Queen Amphitrite, goddess of the sea, in a half-hour episode of “SpongeBob Square Pants” aptly called “Neptune’s Party.” I can barely wait until summer 2010 to see it! [People]
  • So is she headed for the “Sex and the City” sequel? My recommendation, Victoria: Do 10 sense memory exercises, 5 repetition exercises, and call me in the morning. Oh…and hopefully becoming an actress won’t make your head any bigger. It already looks kind of bobblehead-ish on your stick figure body.