WWWD “Man Issue” Disses Shia’s Package, Tells How To Turn On Donna Karan

Know what 54-year-old designer Donna Karan loves? “Music, DJin’, dancing, partys going out!” She’s also a fan of “just having a laugh and having it easy no worries!” Or so says the most recent issue of Women’s Wear Daily parody WWWD.

In their Man Issue, released this week, WWWD delves into deep issues ranging from the size of Shia LaBeouf’s package (“beyond inadequate,” for the record), to whether or not rappers Pharell Williams and Kanye West are super into each other in the biblical sense. It’s questions like these, my friends, that need answering as the financial markets crash around us and the recent loss of your job forces you to trade in your apartment for an abandoned refrigerator box, stealing a wireless signal just to get access to The Frisky.

Check out the issue here and a few more of our highlights after the jump.

  • “Today’s Obsession: Knives!” Apparently it’s “time to get knife happy.” Upon reading this, every Frisky staffer started carrying a variety of throwing knives in pockets, purses and thigh holsters. It’s getting very Mr. and Mrs. Smith up in here.
  • In depth WWWD coverage of Men’s Fashion Week in Paris and Milan gave us an insider’s look at the shows and the festivities. Lanvin designer Alber Elbaz “was credited with “getting the party started” by arriving fully nude.” And we never would have known.
  • Dakota Fanning, two year old start of various films, likes it when men get rough with her. (Okay, she’s 15. And she didn’t actually say that. Whatever.)