Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of July 3rd 2009
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Mario Badescu Facial Spray. Without further adieu, the lucky winner of this week’s Gift For Gab.A Like Mind
Rose in Heels And Bikinis, Sexy Or Skanky?
Next time you want us to decide if a look is skanky or not, how about showing it to us on people who aren’t so incredibly skanky? (Kim Cattrall is excluded from this statement!)
From the article: “Internet message boards in the U.S. were overloaded as mothers panicked about their daughters’ slumber parties turning into vast, experimental orgies.” As a father of two young girls, I’m pretty sure that if the worst thing I need to worry about in 5-10 years is that they’ll make out with friends at slumber parties, I’ll be alright.
Oh, who am I kidding? This… this insidious kissing of other girls… it’s _so_ much worse than, say, oral sex in elementary schools and drug use and pre-teen pregnancy and all that. I’m a bit disturbed by your flippant attitude, Wendy. You make it seem like it’s not actually horrific. It’s attitudes like yours – ones that make such hedonism seem OK – that pave the way for even more depraved acts, like, oh, girls holding hands or girls kissing puppies or girls seductively eating licorice.
Um-hm. She got preempted by Today’s recent “Joe and Kate Make 9” coverage of MJ’s death and family drama, too… Where the real $$$/ratings jackpot is now.
The Loophole Finder
Chebs in Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Thinks Birth Control Is Evil
What about the people who have more than 3 kids? Could I “claim” someone else’s extra kids for population purposes? Could we say that 3 of Jon and Kate’s kids count for Speidi, in hopes that they won’t procreate then? They’re already covered, they wouldn’t have to worry about not contributing to depopulation!
… I feel dumb now.
Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, Heidi Montag, Meghan McCain, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin for the win. If revamping the republican party fails, they could always start a basketball team.
Congratulations to this week’s winner! Next week, we’ll be giving away a Wonderbar to three lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!