Quick Pic: I Don’t Care If They’re Comfy, These Shoes Are U-G-L-Y

These shoes look creepily like gloves for your feet. They are called Vibram FiveFingers (which sounds more like the name of a vibrator) and are designed to make you feel like you’re walking barefoot. Also, they cost over $150. Expensive shoes should accentuate your calves and butt, not your toes. [Vibram FiveFingers]