Burger King Blowjob Ad May Ruin Your Appetite

Time for our lewd and sexist ad of the day! This one comes from Burger King and features a wide-eyed, open-mouthed woman who looks just like a blow-up doll about to swallow a new “super seven incher” submarine sandwich. The text in “the most overtly blow-jobby ad” ever — as Copyranter calls it — reads: “Fill you desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled” and the larger copy reads “It’ll Blow Your Mind Away.” The ad doesn’t so much “hint” at fellatio, as Mediabistro suggests, as it shoves it in your face, so to speak. Oh, and double-ick on the photoshopped creamy white mayo. Gross.