Gift for Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of June 19th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, seven winners will receive The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab. First off, let me just say the ladies went gaga for Ryan Reynolds on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. I’m talking wide open-mouth drooling, but we did too.

Not Santa’s Baby
lalaland in Quick Pic: So This Is What Ryan Reynolds Hides Under His Shirt

Dear Santa,
All I want for christmas is him… only don’t bother with the swim trunks!

The TMI Commenter
Love Muffin in Quick Pic: So This Is What Ryan Reynolds Hides Under His Shirt

DON’T KILL MY BUZZ HABABALUGA!!! Much better than that lame ass David beckham pic from a few days ago. All Ryan needs is a few tats and piercings and then I will have to change my panties.

A Stand-In For Scarlett Johansson
yarngasm in Quick Pic: So This Is What Ryan Reynolds Hides Under His Shirt

The things I would lick off of that man…

The Celebrity Analyst
sstephs in Jennifer Aniston: Funny Or Totally Pathetic?

Ooooh man. This makes me uncomfortable. She thinks we all think she is pathetic so she tries to make funnies. Really, I think we would all love her more if she stopped.

It’s like joking about weight. When men do it it’s hilarious. When women do it it’s humiliating.

Somewhere Team Jolie has just declared victory but I stand behind Team Spinster(solely based on pity).

David Spade & Chris Angel are just waiting in the wings.

A Lack of Weight Watcher
joyy in Is Lindsay Lohan A Kleptomaniac?

perhaps, but she looks underweight. she should try stealing food off other people’s plates for a change.

A Questioning Theologian
Queen Frostine in God Likes Princesses Too, Apparently

What would Jesus do… with a girl materially obsessed and with an overblown sense of entitlement?

The Smartypants
Nutmeg in She Woke Up With 56 Stars Tattooed On Her Face

Well it is in the shape of a three. Close enough.

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away a Clare Vivier Bag to one lucky reader. Good luck and keep on commentin’!