My dad is a jokester. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, eh? In true old man form, he usually leaves me completely mortified by his puns. But I love him, and I’d like to get him a gift with a funnier joke than even he could think up. If your paps is like Rodney Dangerfield in “Back To School”, or considers himself the family clown, here are some Father’s Day presents that might spare your future children from being finger trick.