- Just as I must carry a Hermes crocodile handbag specially raised for my sartorial enjoyment, I can’t be spanked with anything less than an $895 croc paddle from Kiki Di Montparnasse.
- For those of us in the proletariat, fortunately Kiki Di Montparnasse makes a cheaper paddle—if you consider $195 “cheap”—called the “spank me” paddle.
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