Jessica Wakeman | June 17, 2009 - 5:43 pm
  1. Just as I must carry a Hermes crocodile handbag specially raised for my sartorial enjoyment, I can’t be spanked with anything less than an $895 croc paddle from Kiki Di Montparnasse.

  2. For those of us in the proletariat, fortunately Kiki Di Montparnasse makes a cheaper paddle—if you consider $195 “cheap”—called the “spank me” paddle.