Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck is freaking the hell out. The Belgian teen asked for just three little star tattoos on her face. But she fell asleep and woke up with 56 stars tattooed all over her cheeks, chin, forehead and nose.
She’s now suing tattoo artist Rouslan Tourmaniantz (check him out!) to get the 53 tattoos—black stars that look like Lohan freckles—she didn’t want removed.“I think he didn’t understand what I wanted,” the teenager complained to the UK Sun. “He spoke only fractured English and French, but I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.” (The French words for three (“trois”) and 56 (“cinqueante et six”) sound nothing alike. Maybe go with hand gestures next time.)
Tourmaniantz insists the teen asked for 56 tats and that allegations that he “doped” or “hypnotized” her are untrue.—[Sun UK]
But even if he didn’t dope her, she must have been on something if she fell asleep the whole time it took a guy to tattoo 56 stars on her face.
Whether this is a case of a crazy tattoo artist or a slurry teenage girl, the upshot is still the same: dude, that sucks.