Sienna Miller’s Love Advice

Sienna Miller is not exactly the first person I would run to for relationship advice. She has dated a range of dudes, from model rocker Jamie Burke to 40-something Welsh actor Rhys Ifans, but all of her relationships have failed. Take, for example, her romance with Jude Law. The two got engaged in 2004, but then Jude had an affair with the nanny of his children. Then last summer, Sienna got together with Balthazar Getty while he was still married to Rosetta Millington, the mother of his four kids.

Strangely enough, all this love drama has not stopped Sienna from talking about relationships, dating, and even sexytime. Peep some quotes from her recent interview in Vogue and look back on some other ridic discussions. [Vogue] On casual sex:

“I have never had a one-night stand.” [Vogue]

I going to go out on a limb and call Sienna a big, fat liar.

On getting wined and dined:

“I’ve actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.” [Vogue]

See my reaction to the first quote. And what exactly is her definition of a date?

On the L-word:

“I’m not going to spend time with someone unless I love them. But it’s not hard for me to fall in love.” [Vogue]

That is obvious, she doesn’t even care if they’re married.

On cheaters:

“Every single person I know has experienced infidelity. It’s not the first time it’s happened to me, and it probably won’t be the last.” [Esquire]

Great, Sienna, you just keep doing what your doing with those high standards of yours and someday you’ll score a great guy. Not.

On abuse:

“I’ve slapped some of my boyfriends.” [Guardian]

This is not something to take lightly.

In conclusion, just because Sienna talks about love doesn’t mean you have to listen. If fact, we recommend you don’t.