The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For June 13-14th 2009

“True Blood” is finally back, y’all and I have to say it’s been a looong six months. I re-watched most of season one recently, which didn’t help my desire to see my favorite vampire and waitress steam up the small screen. So I decided to read the first Sookie Stackhouse novel Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris, but that didn’t help either. I feel sorry for anyone who is a fan of this show, but hasn’t read the books because they’re much more sexual and Bill Compton is more carnal. If you thought the f**k fest in the dirt from season one was stimulating, you haven’t read anything yet. Sookie and Bill have way more sex scenes in the novels, and when I read Bill saying, “May I enter you?” and the time when they climaxed together when he bit her…Woo! I thought I was right there. (And yes, both of my hands are on my keyboard.) My sex life is virtually non-existent right now. So I figure I can read the novels during the week to hold me over until Sunday when new “True Blood” episodes air on HBO at 9 pm. And for those of you that haven’t watched or read about Sookie and Bill’s relationship, please realize it’s not all about sex, but is a great story too.

Oh yeah, and check out this weekend’s TV schedule after the jump.


  • “The Sweetest Thing” on TBS at 10:45 am
  • “Win A Date With Tad Hamilton” on TBS at 12:45 pm
  • “Kendra” on E! at 12 pm
  • “Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List” on Bravo at 2 pm
  • “30 Best & Worst Beach Bodies” on E! at 2 pm
  • “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here” on MTV at 2:30 pm
  • “Sex And The City” on TBS at 3:30 pm
  • “The Wedding Date” on TNT at 4 pm
  • “Hollywood’s Baddest: Boyfriends” on Style at 7 pm
  • “Legally Blonde” on VH1 at 7pm
  • “Mean Girls” at 9 pm
  • “16 And Pregnant” on MTV at 10 pm
  • “The Princess Bride” on ABC Family at 10: 30 pm
  • Sunday

  • “Fashion Show” on Bravo at 10 am
  • “Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List” on Bravo at 1 pm
  • “20 Acts Of Love Gone Wrong” on E! at 1 pm
  • “Aladdin” on ABC Family at 4 pm
  • “Glamour’s 20 Wedding Do’s And Don’ts” on Style at 4 pm
  • “Derailed” on Lifetime at 5 pm
  • “The Dark Knight” on HBO at 6:30 pm
  • “True Blood” on HBO at 9 pm
  • “Sex and The City: The Movie” on Cinemax at 10 pm
  • “Kendra (New)” on E! at 10 pm
  • “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated (New)” on E! at 10:30 pm