Gift for Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of June 12th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Food & Wine Cocktails 2009. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab. The Next Patricia Fields
Lexie in Take A Drag: Cigarettes You Can Wear, Not Smoke

The shoes are so Carrie Bradshaw, and so is the hairpiece!…made from using her many cancer sticks from the show.

Tells the Full Story (please don’t fight anyone)
hawaiianpeach in Get A Thinner, Longer Nose With The HanaHana Nose Stretcher

As an Asian American female, I have seen firsthand the obsession some Asian women have with wanting Caucasian traits. The funny thing is there are a good bit of Caucasian women who covet the Asian look- or features that are stereotypically Asian. Seeing these bullsh*t contraptions make me wanna break someone’s nose for using it. Embrace you exotic traits, Asian ladies!

Willing To Burst A Bridezilla’s Bubble
Fla_girl in Beauty Tips For Stealing The Bride’s Show

Wow!, insecure much girls. What ever happened to a wedding being a display of your love for your future husband/wife? Oh wait I think I must have gotten it wrong…

Honorable Mention:

The Best Hater
wouldntitbenice in Beauty Tips For Stealing The Bride’s Show

The title was in poor taste, but many of the writers here at The Frisky display sings of bride-hate and a general lack of wedding etiquitte knowledge, so who’s surprised?

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook to seven lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!