Star Couplings: Rihanna Will Testify Against Chris Brown

  • Rihanna has been subpoenaed to testify against Chris Brown, who is answering felony assault charges, in a preliminary hearing scheduled for June 22. [Us Magazine]
  • Monica Seles is reportedly seeing billionaire Thomas Golisano, a man twice her age. [Perez Hilton] — I’m not a big fan of the Republican coup Golisano’s orchestrated in the New York State legislature, so now I dislike Monica by association.
  • Kendra Wilkinson says her baby is due Christmas day. [People] — Kendra and Hank were really busy in March, huh?

  • Robert Pattinson has issued Kristen Stewart an ultimatum, telling her to ditch her boyfriend and get serious, according to a source. [OK! Magazine] — Boyfriend Michael Angarano should expect an awkward breakup any day now — that’s if Kristen has any brains.
  • The romance between Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt has ended. [Dlisted] — Now he’ll only have the gift that keeps giving to remind him of her.