Quickies!: Cher’s Daughter Chastity Bono Is Becoming Her Son

  • Chastity Bono, child of Sonny Bono and Cher, is in the beginning stages of altering his gender from female to male. [TMZ] — We wonder if it was his mother’s exposed backside in that iconic costume that made him reconsider his gender.
  • An Isreali woman threw away what she thought was a crappy mattress. Little did she know, her mother had stored a million bucks inside of it.
    [Times Online] — Oops!
  • Carrie Prejean may have lost her crown, but when one door closes, sometimes two new trashy ones open! For Carrie, one was an offer from Playboy, and the second was one from “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.” [Anything Hollywood] — Surprisingly, Carrie kept it classy and declined both offers.

  • Megan Fox may be hot, but has anyone seen her thumb? [Asylum] – Kind of gross. (Her thumb looks as if it belongs to a methadone patient, not a celeb. — Editor)
  • Did A-Rod play better when he was “just friends” with Madonna or now that he’s having a fling with Kate Hudson? [PopEater] — We don’t know, but Kate is way cuter.
  • When locking lips, it’s usually best to stay silent. Here’s a list Lemon Drop put together, of 10 things you shouldn’t say to a guy when smooching. [Lemon Drop]