Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf seem to like each other an awful lot. “He probably is my favorite person in the entire world,” Megan told People. And Shia replied, “We’re attracted to each other, and I think you can see that in our scenes together. It’s very real and tangible.” Holy smokes! Add in the fact that Megan’s car was apparently spotted at Shia’s house early in the morning last week, and lots of people are saying these two are a couple. [People] We wonder what Megan’s boyfriend, 90210er Brian Austin Green thinks about this “very real” chemistry?
Yeah, we aren’t buying it. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” opens on June 24th and this has publicity stunt written all over it. With all the ridiculous things that come out of Shia and Megan’s mouths, we’re beginning to think that oversharing in general is the “Transformers” marketing strategy. After the jump, the most looney tunes quotes from both these stars.
- Megan on acting:
“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.” [Celebuzz]
I don’t know. Aren’t we all kinda paid to feign affection towards people we work with? I hate you guys. Just kidding. Love you, mean it!
- Shia on his mom:
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” [Star Magazine]
Good ol’ Oedipus complex. Oh wait, awwwkward!
- Megan on older men:
“I’ve lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I’m so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don’t like them or trust them. Robert [Pattinson] and Zac [Efron]—they’re just too pretty, with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke.” [Daily Mail]
Says the 22-year-old who is apparently not a joke? I don’t know if dating a 35-year-old and living the life of one are the same thing exactly.
- Shia on nudity:
“You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.” [Star Magazine]
Naked connect the dots? Totally normal.
- Megan on smarts:
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard—but I do. And part of it is my own fault.” [People]
Do you think anyone would notice/care if Megan Fox was really dumb?
- Shia on his first time:
“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn’t the move. [NYPost]
Note to all girls everywhere and also their mothers (just in case): Shia has a small one. Thanks for sharing?
- Megan on her body:
“I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.” [CelebrityFix]
Yeah, I guess I can see the resemblance to a 72-year-old man. Wait, did she just call Alan Alda, the star of “M*A*S*H”, a tranny?
- Shia on masturbation:
“I remember my trailer was set up in such a way that [Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu’s) trailers were visible through my window...I’d be inside totally going at it. Just the thought of them changing in their trailers was enough to get me off. Or I would steal Polaroids from the wardrobe people…Everybody knew. The girls knew, definitely...I was deep in puberty at this point. I’m raging. Hormones are flying off me." [MavTV]
To be filed under “Things I Didn’t Need To Know.” Ever.