Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Brangelina’s Breakup, LeAnn’s A Stalker, Brit’s $350K Bod, And Kate’s Ex

  • The National Enquirer says Angelina and Brad are dunzo and they’re already meeting with attorneys to discuss how to split their $200 million fortune and custody of their six kids. I remember being actually sad about the demise of Bradiston, so I can’t muster up any emotion here. [NationaEnquirer]
  • Supposedly Britney paid $350K to get her body back in shape, opting for a mini tummy tuck, breast lift, injections, and peels, not to mention a trainer and a new gym. It’s comforting to think that it wasn’t just magic. Still, that’s 33% of a million dollars. [NationalEnquirer]

  • Star Magazine won’t stop it with the Kate Gosselin stories. This round, her ex fiance says she was always chasing money, and that she liked to pack it in at Ruby Tuesday’s. Going to the ex seems like a low blow. I mean, what kinds of things would your ex divulge if you became an instant celebrity? [StarMagazine]

  • US Weekly says that LeAnn Rimes is a stalker. At least according to Eddie Cibrian’s wife who says LeAnn (who was rumored to be having an affair with her hubby) refuses to leave the couple alone. “It takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance,” she says. Awww snap. I would stalk the hell out of Eddie. I don’t blame you, LeAnn. [USWeekly]

  • The cover of OK! Magazine claims that “Twilight” stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are in love and that the sparks were flying at the MTV Movie Awards. They say Robert has “made no secret of the fact that he was crazy about her” despite the fact that Kristen has a boyfriend. The world’s ready for a new sweetheart couple to obsess over. Go Krisbert! Hmm…that might need work. [OK!Magazine]