Bruno Graces Cover Of Marie Claire

In a fashion coup only fit for an A-list diva, Bruno (played by Sacha Baron Cohen) lands a cover of British Marie Claire with model Alessandra Ambrosio. In the issue, which hits newsstands this Thursday, Bruno shares a few style words of wisdom from A-Z… A of course, is for Austria

“Try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.”

H is for “High-vaisted Jeans”

“In terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?”

K is for Kampf,mein…

“Ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance.”

And all the way to S for, get this, September 11th 2001

“Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse.”

As Bruno says, Borat was so 2006! Check out more pics and cheeky sartorial advice from Bruno at