10 Inappropriate Times To Say “I Love You”

Saying “I love you” can be just as confusing as figuring out whether you’re in love or lust. Do you say it first? Do you wait for him to say it first? And when you’re ready, how exactly do you say it? See, I told you it’s confusing. Anyway, we’ve obviously got your back. Here are the moments when saying “I love you” to your significant other is inappropriate:

  1. After your first, second, third date (heck, give it at least three months)
  2. When you’re about to ask for something
  3. After you’ve been caught snooping
  4. After you’re partner has hit you (you should be dialing 911)
  5. Before you fart while spooning
  6. When you’re woozy from prescription meds
  7. When you’ve asked him not to invite his mother over
  8. After you’ve been caught in the act of cheating
  9. When you’re about to get dumped
  10. When you’re giving a blowjob