Rihanna Is Kanye’s New Candy Girl

Rihanna stars in Kanye West’s video for “Paranoid.” Why is she appearing in a music video for a song she doesn’t even sing on? We have a few ideas:

1. Kanye is ditching Amber Rose for Rihanna.
2. Kanye thought it would help Rihanna’s image by giving her some exposure unrelated to Chris Brown.
3. Rihanna wanted to procrastinate on putting out a new album even longer and is doing whatever she can to fill her day.
4. Rihanna had a lot of ’80s-style clothes in her closet and thought it was high time they got put to use.
5. Rihanna wanted to showcase the moves she’s learned in dance class. If this is the case, keep working on them, girl.